Random conversations...

A black man walked into a cafe early one morning and noticed he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said: "Coloured people aren't allowed in here."

The black man turend around.

He then said:

"When I was born, I was Black.

When I grew up, I was Black.

When I'm sick, I'm Black.

When I go out in the sun, I'm Black.

When I'm cold, I'm Black.

When I die, I'll be Black.

"But you sir...

When you're born, you're Pink.

When you're sick, you're Green.

When you go out in the sun, you turn Red.

When you're cold, you turn Blue.

When you die, you turn Purple.

And you have the nerve to call me coloured."

The black man then sat down, and the white man walked away